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英语童话幽默话剧剧本篇一：英语搞笑话剧剧本
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞
吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆状),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many
achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.
G:You ,a crazy woman, get out with me!
丙：Take off your dirty hands! Do you know who am I? G:I don’t care who you are, get out!(做拉扯状)
丙：Stop!I am Celine Dion!(做高傲状)
G:(仰天长笑)You are Celine Dion? I am Jay Chou!（拖出门） 甲：Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a
question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.
甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?
丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Li Ruiying?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about XingZhibin?(摇
头),and Dong Qing?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.
甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....
丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet--- Oprah
Winfrey!
甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.
丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!
甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,
丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,
三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right? 丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?
三人同声:we are past,right?
甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话)
A: Director ,I am so sorry to tell you that there are only three people come to today’s audition.
甲：What? Nobody comes here except they three?
A: Yes, because others all think that today you chose the dragon which Avatar drives .
甲：oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass! 三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!
乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)
甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?
三人齐答:yes,we do!
甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!
英语童话幽默话剧剧本篇二：英语搞笑话剧剧本
二人用版本
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces
加旁白1人属于4人用）
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
四人用版本
Global warming
A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.
B． C. D ：Good afternoon, teacher.
A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ?
B. I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.
A. It’s related to our correct answer. But it isn’t correct one.
B. Is it the problem of population increasing?
A. No.
C. Oh. I got it. It’s global warming.
A. Right! Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays. Because……
B. Teacher. I have a question. It was very cold indeed this winter. I think it’s global cooling!
A. You got the wrong concept. Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control. So it will be sometimes very cold.
B. Teacher. What causes “ global warming”?
C. I know. Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature. It causes global warming.
A. You are right. Do you know what will happen with the global warming?
B. Yes. The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water. Human will have no places to live.
C. Surely, we don’t want that will happen.
A. What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?
B. I think we can protect the environment from ourselves. We can plant trees
C. When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.
A. Ok. Students, we can’t only speak but not do later . Let us go planting trees.
D. Oh, teacher! Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day!
A. Yes! Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.
B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!
A. That is good . I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment. Now the class is over bye-bye students!
B.C.D. good bye. Teacher.
（4人版本）
Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office.
Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week.
Wing: Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.
Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much. What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?
Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion. Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!
Ca: You are right. Let’s pig out on junk food!
Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown. I miss German food!
Ca: so do I .how much I love French food!
Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before. Do you have any recommendation?
Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.
Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound yummy. But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?
Wing&Ca: No
Ci: The answer is dumplings!
Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted .
Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.
Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me .what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together. I will teach you how to cook it.
Ca: Great! That is fantastic. Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings
Wing: Very good idea! We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper
market after work.
Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger. (The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house) CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”
Ca: sure, here you are .what s next?
Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together .be careful ,don’t add too much water.
Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it .shall I blend them?
CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well. A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.
(an hour later)
Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared .lets start!
CiCi: Wait! I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these?
Ca: Wow! Cheese! Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine. Wing: God. Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!
CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.
Ca: So it is a complete big meal.
Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life. Let’s cheers!
Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!
英语童话幽默话剧剧本篇三：2009英语童话剧剧本
2009英语童话剧剧本
Salt in his shoes
(在他鞋里的盐)
人物: 迈克尔乔丹, 哥哥, 对手马克, 爸爸, 妈妈 场景: 球场, 家(厨房)
Michael Jordon loved to play basketball when he was young. He always followed his brother to the basketball court. Because he was quite short, he was often picked on by a bigger boy, whose name was Mark.
迈克尔乔丹在幼年时就热爱打篮球.他总是跟着他哥哥一起去球场打球.因为个头矮小,他经常被一个叫马克的大男孩捉弄.
Mark: What’s the matter? Too short?
马克: 怎么了? 个头太矮了吧?
Mark ran the ball quickly here and there and shot it into the net, the game was soon over.
马克带球快速地奔跑并准确地将球投进篮中,比赛很快就结束了.
Michael: If I were taller, that would not happen.
迈克尔: 如果我再高些,结果一定不会是这样.
Brother: You played very well today. Don’t worry. We’ll win next time.
哥哥: 你今天已经打得很好了.不要担心.我们下次会赢的. Michael went home and saw his mum cooking in the kitchen. He sat there quietly for a minute and then asked.
迈克尔回到家,看见他妈妈正在厨房里做饭.他安静地坐了一会儿然后问到.
Michael : Mum , how can I grow taller?
迈克尔: 妈妈,我怎么样才能长高呢?
Mum: Salt . Put some salt in your shoes!
妈妈: 盐.在你鞋里放一些盐!
Michael : Salt?
迈克尔: 盐?
Mum: Yes, you put salt in your shoes and say a prayer every day and then you’ll grow taller.
妈妈: 是的,在你鞋里放盐,并且每天祈祷,那样你就会长高了. Michael didn’t understand how salt could make him grow taller. So he sat there and tried to work it out by looking. Looking at
the trees and the flowers growing taller every day in the garden , Michael said to himself, “If mum can make the trees and flowers grow taller, she should also be able to make me grow taller. Maybe she is right.”
迈克尔不理解为什么盐会自己长高.所以他仍坐在那儿并试图通过观察得到答案.他看着花园里的树和花儿,它们每天都在长高,迈克尔对自己说:如果妈妈能让树和花长高,她应该也能让我长高.也许她的回答是对的.
Michael : Mum ,how long will it take?
迈克尔: 妈妈,长高需要多久呢?
Mum : If you want it to work , you should have patience and say a prayer every night . Now go and wash up . Your brother and sister are ready for dinner.
妈妈:如果你想长高的话,你应该有耐心而且每天晚上都要祈祷.现在去洗手吧.你兄妹已经准备好吃晚饭了.
Michael sat at the table but didn’t eat anything. Dad saw Michael was eating nothing and said.
迈克尔坐在桌旁但是却没有吃任何东西.爸爸看见了说到. Dad: First things first . You should eat some vegetables. They
will do you a lot of good.
爸爸: 重要的事情先来. 你应该吃一些蔬菜.这对你很有好处.
After dinner, Michael quickly took a shower, said a prayer and went to sleep. After that , Michael always wore his favorite shoes and said a prayer. Two months passed , Michael still didn’t grow an inch. He felt very sad. His Dad came to talk to him .
晚饭过后,迈克尔迅速地洗了澡,准备睡觉.然后,迈克尔一直穿着他最喜爱的鞋子祈祷着.两个月过去了,迈克尔一英寸都没有长.他感到很伤心.爸爸来和他交谈.
Dad: What’s wrong, Michael ?
爸爸: 怎么了,迈克尔?
Michael : Nothing’s wrong. I just want to grow taller quickly. 迈克尔: 没什么.我只是想迅速地长高.
Dad: Why do you want to be taller?
爸爸: 你为什么想长高呢?
Michael : I can play basketball . And I don’t want to lose the game .
迈克尔: 那样我就能打篮球,并且不想输掉比赛.
Dad: Being taller can help you play , but determination can help you play better. If you go on practicing and playing, you are sure to win.
爸爸: 长高能帮助你更好地打球,但是决心比那更有用.如果你继续练习打球,你肯定会赢的.
On hearing these words, Michael quickly jumped up. His father didn’t understand and asked.
听爸爸这么一说,迈克尔迅速地向上跳了起来.爸爸不能理解地问到.
Dad: Where are you going, Michael?
爸爸: 你要去哪儿,迈克尔?
Michael: I’ve got a game.
迈克尔: 我得到答案了.
The game was almost over and it was a close tie. Then one player got hurt and couldn’t play and more. It was Michael’s chance.
比赛接近结束,结局仍未见分晓.一个参赛者受伤了,不能再继续比赛.这是迈克尔的机会.
英语童话幽默话剧剧本篇四：英语搞笑话剧剧本
英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。
有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。
有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。
最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。
最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。
人物
Ada: Little girl
Candy: Queen
Evander: King
Evelyn
Joel: Prince
Rita: Singer /Woman
Yilina: Witch
Summary
Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.
There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
SCENE I
(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)
Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.
Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away!
（Flying to the Fragrance country）
Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells
so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. (Fly away)
Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.
Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can’t believe it!
SCENE II
(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)
Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.
Crow A: Please go away…
Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here.
Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!
(Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.)
Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.
Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air.
Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.
Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad. (Prince continues to walk.)
Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.
(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)
Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.
Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense.
Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him.
Strangers: Just get lost! Dirty man!
Prince: Oh I’m sorry. I’m not a dirty man. My feet are really disgusting.
(Prince continues to walk.)
SCENE III
Ada: There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty country.”
Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.
Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter. Then, they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…
(In the palace.)
Queen: I am the queen!
King: Of course I am the king!
Queen: You never care about your daughter!!!
King: So…what happened to our baby?
Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep!
King: So…what can we do?
(Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.)
King: Oh~my dear, just take them all.
Princess: Take them all? Are you sure?
King: Yes!
Princess: (Take medicine) I still can’t sleep me still can’t sleep!
(Try another method.)
King: Hey my dear! Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep.
Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep …..
(Try a third method.)
Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful voice. Maybe she can make our daughter sleep.
King: Yes yes! (Open the door) Is she the one? (See Ada)
Queen: Oh~no!
King: Is she the one?
Queen: Of course! Please start singing!
Rita: I am a magic singer. (Clean the throat.) Can I start to sing?
Rita: Baby sleep. Baby sleep. Baby hurry to sleep. Everybody sing with me….
Princess: Shut up! Get out of here!!
King: I think these methods are not good ideas. We’ll think of better ideas.
Queen: Hum…I have an idea….maybe we can…..
King: You can say that again.
Queen: Let’s get ready.
(King and queen are preparing …)
Princess: Daddy! Mommy! It’s time to sleep! Don’t forget to take medicine.
(King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.)
King: Oh, no! It didn’t work. Maybe we should get help from people.
Queen: OK! (Point to Ada) You just do it. Go out on the streets and find some help.
SCENE IV
(Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people. Some people try to make the princess sleep.)
Prince: (To himself.) A woman among the crowd: I’ve tried several ways and still they didn’t work! I think I can make the princess sleep! Can I try?
King & Queen: Yes! It’s our pleasure. Please try.
Prince: Thank you! (Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess’s face.) Sorry! My dear princess!
Princess: Oh! Your feet smell so awful. I can’t breathe and I want to sleep.
King & Queen: Oh no! My dear~ What happened to you? Don’t scare us!
(King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.)
King: She’s still breathing. She just fell asleep.
(Queen hugs the Princess.)
Queen: Thank you! Oh, thank God! My dear baby finally fell asleep.
King: (To the prince.) Oh! Thank you! We are very lucky to meet you.
Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!!
Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.
King: Yes! This is a happy ending.
Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
英语童话幽默话剧剧本篇五：英语童话剧本
英语童话剧本: Pulling the radish (拔萝卜)
characters: rabbit、dog、monkey、cat角色：小兔、小鸭子、小狗、小猫 背景：舞台上放着些萝卜
出场：音乐响起，小兔子跳着舞高兴地出来采萝卜，突然，它发现一个特大萝卜 兔：啊，一个萝卜！一个大萝卜！我把它拔出来。
H: Oh, a radish! A big radish! I want to pull it out.
哎——嗨——呦！哎——嗨——呦！
Ai-----Hay---Yo! Ai---Hay---Yo!
这萝卜太重了。我拔不出来。
The radish is too big. I can’t pull it out.
小鸭子出场。
小鸭子：我是漂亮的小鸭子。我饿了。哦，兔小姐，你在干什么？
D: I’m a beautiful duckling! Hi, Miss rabbit, What are you doing? 兔：你好，狗先生。一个萝卜，一个大萝卜。它太大了。我拔不出来。
H: Hello, dear duckling! Here is a radish, a big radish. But it’s too big..I can’t pull it out.
小鸭子：我帮你。咱们一起拔。
D: I can help you. Let’s pull it together.
兔：谢谢你。咱们一起拔。
H: Thank you .Let’s pull it together.
兔和小鸭子：一、二、开始！哎----嗨----呦！哎---嗨---呦！哦，这萝卜太重了。我们拔不出来。
H&D: One, two, pull! Ai---Hay—Yo!Ai—Hay—Yo! Oh, the radish is too big. We can’t pull it out.
(小狗伸伸懒腰走了出来)
猴：我是小猴。我饿了。哦，你们在干什么？
M: I’m a monkey. I’m hungry. Oh, What are you doing? 兔和狗：你好，猴先生。一个萝卜，一个大箩卜。它太重了。我们拔不出来。
H&D: Hello, Mr. Monkey. A radish, a big radish. It’s too heavy. We
can’t pull it out.
猴：我帮你们。咱们一起拔。
M: I’ll help you. Let’s pull it together.
兔和狗：谢谢你。咱们一起拔。
H&D: Thank you. Let’s pull it together.
兔，狗和猴： 一，二，开始！哎---嗨---呦！哎---嗨---呦！哦，这萝卜太重了。我们拔不出来。
H,D&M: One, two, begin! Ai---Hay---Yo! Ai—Hay---Yo! Oh, the radish is too heavy. We can’t pull it out.
(小山羊走了过来)
羊：我是山羊。我饿了。哦，你们在干什么？
G: I’m a goat. I’m hungry. Oh, what are you doing?
狗、兔和猴：你好，山羊先生。一个萝卜，一个大萝卜。它太重了。我们拔不出来。 H,D&M: Hello, Mr. Goat. A radish. a big radish. It’s too heavy. We can’t pull it out.
羊：我帮你们。咱们一起拔。
G: I’ll help you. Let’s pull it together.
狗，兔和猴：谢谢你，咱们一起拔。
H,D&M: Thank you. Let’s pull it together.
兔，狗，猴和羊：一，二，开始。哎—嗨---呦！这萝卜真大，这萝卜真重。哎—嗨—呦！我们必须使劲干。我们一定把它拔出来。
H,D,M&G: One, two, begin. Ai—Hay—Yo! The radish is big. The radish is heavy. Ai---Hay—Yo! We must work hard. We must pull it out.
兔，狗，猴和羊：哎—嗨—呦！啊，萝卜拔出来了！一个大萝卜！一个重萝卜。我们大家一起吃！
H,D,M&G: Ai—Hay—Yo! Hooray, the radish is out! A big radish! We’ll eat it together .A heavy radish!
(他们一起围着大萝卜唱歌，跳舞。)
英语童话幽默话剧剧本篇六：英文幼儿童话剧剧本
幼儿童话剧剧本（英文童话剧）
小熊请客
第一幕：
（旁白）
：在美丽的大森林里，住着一群可爱的小动物，它们快乐的
生活着。小熊要在新年这天邀请朋友们做客，一大清早，小熊们就开 始忙里忙外了。
（音乐起，房子，树，小熊上场）
Tree: I’m Tree.
Tree: I’m green.
Tree: I’m Tree.
Trees: We’re the forest.
(树后退至背景处)
Bear1: Happy New Year. My name’s Pat. I’m big brother.
Bear2: My name’s Frank. This is my car. I can drive a car.
Bear3: I’m Bob. I’m a good boy. I’m a good boy.
Bear4: I’m Tom. I
like riding a bike.
Bear5: I’m Joe. I like playing football.
Bear6:I’m Ken. I’m a little boy. I can draw.
(熊爸爸，熊妈妈上场)
Dady：I’m their father.
Mumy：I’m their mother.
Bears: Morning, Mum. Morning, Dady.
(Bears唱
My mother,my father.)
Mumy：Let’s have a rest, OK?
Children Bears: OK! Yes!
(下场)
Mumy Dady：Today’s new year. We are going to play a host. Let’s get ready.
第二幕：小熊的朋友上场。
1．
音乐起，花上场。
Flower: I’m red flower.
Flower: I’m yellow flower.
Flower: I’m purple flower.
Flower: I’m blue flower.
Flower: I’m pink flower.
Flowers: We’re flowers.
Dady：Hello, flowers. Welcome!
Flowers: Hello, little bears.
Dady：How are you?
Flowers: Fine,thank you. And you?
Dady：I’m fine,thanks. Come in,please.
Flowers: Thank you.
(花退至背景)
２．音乐起兔上
Ｒabbit1: I’m Rabbit.
Ｒabbit2: I’m Little Rabbit.
Ｒabbit3: I’m Rabbit, too.
Ｒabbits: We’re Rabbits.
Ｒabbit: Lillte bear要请客，我们去做客。
Let’s go.
Dady：Let’s play.
Ｒabbits: OK!
(song: Jump, Jump, Jump.)
3.
Monkey1: I’m Monkey. I can climb.
Monkey2: I’m Monkey.
Monkey3: I’m Monkey, too.
Monkey4: I can climb up the tree.
Monkeys: we are Monkeys.
Mumy: Who are you?
Monkeys: we are Monkeys. May I come in?
Mumy: come in,please.
Dady: Glad to meet you.
Monkeys: Glad to meet you, too. Bananas, bananas, yellow bananas. Here you are.
Dady:Thank you.
Mumy dady: Let’s sing. Let’s dance.
Monkeys: OK!
(sing and dance: Climb, climb, climb.)
4.
Elephant1: I have a long nose.
Elephant2: Please guess. What am I?
Elephant, elephant, big elephant.
Elephant3: Yes. Do you like me?
Yes.
I like little elephant.
I like elephant, too.
Elephant: Today’s new year.
Mumy: Happy new year.
Elephants: Happy new year.
Dady: Come in, please.
Elephants: Thank you.
5.
Tiger, tiger
Wow,Wow!
Tiger1: I’m Tiger.
Tiger2: I’m Tiger, too.Today’s new year.
Tigers: Open the door! Open the door!
Dady Mumy: No, no, go away, go away.
Tigers: I have no friends.
6.
Panda1: I’m Panda.
Panda2: I’m Panda, too.
Panda3: I’m Panda, too.
Pandas: We’re Pandas. Today’s new year. Happy new year! Mumy: Hello,Pandas. Happy new year!
Pandas: Happy new year!
Mumy: Come in, please.
Pandas: Thank you!
7.
Bird1: I’m
Bird2: I’m Bird. I can sing in the tree.
Bird3: I’m Bird, too.
Birds: We’re Birds. Today’s new year. Happy new year! Dady: Hi, Birds! How are you?
Birds: Fine,thank you. And you?
Dady：I’m fine,thanks. Come in,please.
Birds:Thank you.
Dady：
Let’s play.
Birds: OK!
(song: Little bird can sing in the tree.)
8.
Fish1: I’m Fish.
Fish2: I’m Fish, too.
Fish: We’re Fish. Today’s new year. Happy new year!
Fish1:Frog,Frog! Let’s go together, OK?
Frog1: OK! Frogs,Frogs! Let’s go!
Let’s go!
Frogs: Let’s go
Let’s go!
Dady,Mumy:
Frogs: Happy new year! Happy new year!
Dady,Mumy: Happy new year! Come in,please. My good friends. 9.
Tigers: I have no friends. Little Bear! Little Bear!
Dady,Mumy: What?
Tigers: Let’s be friends, OK?
Dady,Mumy: Let’s be friends, OK?
OK!
Dady,Mumy: Tigers, come in, please.
第三幕：
（小熊端上水果）
Bear: Apples,apples, red apples.
Apples,apples, red apples.
Bear: Bananas, bananas, yellow bananas.
Bananas, bananas, yellow bananas.
Bear: Pears, pears, yellow pears.
Pears, pears, yellow pears.
Bear: Grapes, grapes, purple grapes.
Grapes, grapes, purple grapes.
众唱：
Apples are red. Apples are sweet.
I like red and sweet apples.
Dady: Hello,friends. Come on! Let’s dance. Let’s sing.
英语童话幽默话剧剧本篇七：英语幽默短剧剧本
中小学英语版情景对话
英语情景对话--交流
Getting people’s attention 引起别人注意
1. Can I talk to you ? 能和你谈一下吗?
2. Can we talk? 能一块儿谈谈吗?
3. Let‟s talk. 我们谈谈吧。
4. Excuse me. You got a minute? 对不起，能耽误你一分钟吗?
5. May I have a word with you? 能和你说句话吗?
Launching conversation with a piece of news. 讲述一条消息来打开话题
1. Listen up. 听着。
2. Now hear this! 你听着!
3. Get a load of this. 你听听这个。(load:大量，许多)
4. Are you ready for this? 想听着。
5. Guess what? 你猜怎么的?
Asking other people if they understand 问别人是否听明白了
1. Do you understand? 你明白吗?
2. Do you know that I mean? 知道我的意思吗?
3. See what I mean? 明白我的意思吗?
4. Do you know what I‟m talking about? 知道我讲的是什么吗?
5. Know what I‟m saying? 知道我在说什么吗?
Indicating that you understand 表示明白对方的意思.
1. I hear you 知道了.
2. I got you. 明白了.
3. I can see that. 这一点我明白.
4. I hear what you‟re saying. 我明白你的意思.
5. Okay, I know just what you mean. 嗯,我明白你的意思.
If you do not catch what was said 假如你没听清对方说的话.
1. I beg you pardon? 对不起,你说什么?
2. What was that? 你说什么?
3. Say what? 你说什么?
4. Excuse me? What did you say? 对不起,你说什么?
5. I‟m sorry. I missed that. 对不起,我没听清.
英语情景对话,商务英语对话 - 赞同& 反对
Agreement & Disagreement 赞同& 反对
Simple agreement 简单的赞同语
1. Yes. 是的.
2. Yeah. 是的.
3. Yep. 是的.
4. Yup. 是的. (yeah , yeh 和 yup 都是口语中yes的变体. )
5. Sure. 当然.
Saying that you agree. 表示赞同
1. I quite agree with you. 我很赞同你的看法.
2. I share your view on that. 对这件事我们看法一致.
3. I‟m sure you are right. 当然你是对的.
4. I don‟t think anyone would disagree. 我想没人会反对.
5. I have no problem with that. 对这一点我没有异议.
Qualified or partial agreement 有保留的或部分赞同
1. Could be. 也许.
2. If you say so. 既然你这么说.
3. So it seems. 好像是这么回事.
4. So to speak. 可以那么说.
5. In a manner of speaking. 不妨这么说吧.
Simple disagreement 简单的反对语
1. No. 不
2. Nope. 不
3. Not really. 不是吧.
4. Not at all. 绝不是
5. Of course not.当然不是
Saying that you disagree. 表示不同意
1. I don‟t think so. 我不这么想.
2. Do you really think so? 你真的这么想吗?
3. Don‟t be too sure. 别那么肯定.
4. Don‟t speak too soon. 话不要说得太早.
5. I wouldn‟t say that. 我并不那么忍为.
Showing strong disagreement 表示较强烈的反对.
1. No, I won‟t agree! Don‟t waste your breath. 不. 我不会同意的. 别跟我这儿费口舌.
2. Do you expect me to accept that? 你以为我会接受吗?
3. Over my dead body! 我死也不会同意!
4. What are you talking about? 你在说什么呀?
5. Are you kidding? 你在开玩笑吗?
A: today is my!but，I almost forget. 对了，今天是我的生日。我几乎忘了 B：Happy birthday, A ! Here is a present for you. I hope you like it. A:Oh, great! I love it! You know I've been expecting this for a long time. B: I'm very glad to hear that.
C：hi， D today we are you going？
D：wo，today is A‘s birthday。Have you forgetten？
C: I`ve got to get a birthday gift for A。What are you going to get her? D：ti is a secret
C、D：Happy birthday, here are gift for you.
A：Oh, chocolates，I love chocolates
D:hat's in the box then?
A：Oh,what a nice toy car!
E：I`ve got a real problem.
F：What`s the problem?
E：you know。Today is a A’birthday
F: yes, What are you going to get her?
E: I need to get something more thoughtful.
F: I bought her a nice necklace.
G:hi B。Where are you？
B：I'm in the A house, you come?
G：I've just bought a present。'll be coming
B：Yes, h don't know where you put him over to play
G：Well, wait to meet
G、H: Happy birthdayA, We arrived late. This is a present for you, i hope it can promote best
A：Oh, great! I love it! You know。H thank you can come today
H：Yes, because i know you today the most beautiful
A：Come here; let me introduce some friends to you.
GH: ,E , You are so, right?
E：Tell, i am happy starved
H: Oh, a, we will blow out the candles out
A: I get a cake. oh, and a cola and i'm thirsty
H: What shall i come to help？
A：Friends and come this way.
CDF：Wow, what a beautiful cake!
英语童话幽默话剧剧本篇八：英语童话剧剧本七只小羊
英语童话剧：
The Wolf and the Seven Young Kids 大野狼与七只小羊
人物：Mother妈妈， Wolf 大野狼， Kids 七只小羊
Act1 妈妈要准备出门了，于是她对孩子们说：“不要开门喔!!小心大也狼要
Act 2 大野狼第一次到小羊的家,小羊们没有开门， 因为他们听出来是大野郎的
Act 3大野狼第二次到小羊的家，小羊们也没有开门，因为妈妈的脚是白色的，
Act 4大野狼第三次到小羊的家，可怜的小羊们把门打开了，因为大野狼已经把
英语童话幽默话剧剧本篇九：小学生英语童话剧本
丑小鸭
It was a lovely summer day in the country. Mother Duck sat on her eggs for a long time. After a while, one by one, ducklings came out ofthe eggs.
Ducklings: Peep, peep
Mother Duck: Quack, quack! Are you all out?
Duckling1: No, one egg is still here. Look how big it is!
At last, the big egg came open. This duckling was very big and very ugly!
MD: Oh,my!This duckling is big and different from the others. I wonder if it is a turkey. We will soon find out.
Mother Duck took her ducklings to the water. One after another, the little ducklings jumped in the water. The Ugly Duckling also jumped in the water and swam very well.
MD: Oh, he is not a turkey. Turkeys can’t swim. He is my child. Let’s go to the farmyard. But you must stay close to me and watch out for the cat.
Duck1:Look at that duckling! He looks so strange.
Duck2:He is so big and ugly. Go away!
MD: Please, leave him alone. He is not doing any harm.
But the ducks pecked the Ugly Duckling. All the animals in the farmyard bit him and pushed him, too.
Ducklings: I wish the cat would eat you!
MD: You should never have been born.
So the poor, little duckling was very sad. Finally, he ran away.
UD: Why does everyone hate me? Is it because I am so ugly? But I am really nice.
The Ugly Duckling met two wild ducks.
WD: What kind of duck are you? You are really ugly. But that’s OK, if you don’t marry one of our family
Then the Ugly Duckling heard, “Pop, pop!” And the two wild ducks fell dead.
Just then, many hunting dogs appeared. The Ugly Duckling was very afraid. So, he tucked his head under his wing. A hunting dog sniffed the Ugly Duckling.
“Sniff, sniff!”
Dogs: You are ugly!
And they went away without touching the Ugly Duckling.
UD: Oh, I am alive! No one wants me. Even dogs don’t want to bite me.
He felt lucky but, at the same time, he felt sad. The poor duckling waited for several hours, and then, ran away.
A storm began. The rain and lightning terrified the Ugly Duckling. He was so
cold and wet! He ran and ran as he looked for shelter from the storm.
Finally, he arrived at a cottage. An old woman, a cat, and a hen lived in this cottage. He went inside.
UD: May I have some food?
Old Woman: Oh, what a prize! Is it a fat duck? Now, I can have duck’s eggs.
The old woman’s sight was very bad. So the duckling lived there for a few days. But the hen and the cat were mean to the duckling.
Hen: I can lay eggs. Can you do that?
UD: No.
Cat: I can catch a mouse. Can you do that?
UD: No.
Cat: Then, what can you do?
UD: I can swim.
Cat: Oh, no one should swim! You will surely drown!
UD: I won’t drown.
Cat and Hen: You are a big liar!
So the poor duckling left the cottage.
Soon, summer turned into fall. The Ugly Duckling swam in the pond. A group of swans flew over the duckling.
UD: What beautiful birds! I wish I could be like them.
The weather grew colder and colder. Now, winter came.
UD:I must swim and swim, or the pond will freeze around me.
But every night, the space became smaller and smaller. Finally, the pond froze, and the duckling couldn’t move any more.
Early in the morning, a farmer saw the frozen duckling.
Farmer: Oh, poor duckling! I’ll take you home to my wife and children.
The wife took care of the duckling. Soon, the duckling got well.
But the children wanted to play with the duckling.
Children: Come play with us! Come play with us!
The duckling was scared. The farmer’s wife and the children chased the
duckling around the farm house. Finally, he ran out the door.
A beautiful spring came. The Ugly Duckling saw the butterflies dancing and heard the birds singing.
One day, his wings felt very strong. So, he flapped them against his sides and flew high into the sky.
UD: Wow, I can fly so high! What’s happened to me?
The Ugly Duckling saw a beautiful garden with a pond. He decided to rest there for a while.
UD: I want to stay with these beautiful birds. But, they will kill me because I am so ugly. At least, I will die happily, if I can be with them for a while.
So, he swam towards the swans. When the swans saw the young bird,
they swam to him.
UD: Peck me, if you must!
And he bent his head down to the surface of the water. The Ugly Duckling saw a beautiful swan looking back at him in the water!
UD: Oh! Is that really me? I am a beautiful swan! I am not an ugly duckling
after all!
The three swans welcomed the young swan.
Some children came to the pond and threw pieces of bread into the water.
Children: Look, there is another swan! This new one is the most beautiful of all.
The Ugly Duckling was so happy. He was more beautiful than he had ever hoped to be. And now, he knew where he belonged.
英语童话幽默话剧剧本篇十：英语童话剧本 小修改
修改意见：1.先进行一段简短的自我介绍。
2.然后说下面一段话。We are going to tell a story for you ---pulling the radish . I will be hare and monkey ,she will be dog and goat .(我们将为您讲述一个故事---拔萝卜，我将扮演小野兔和猴子，她将扮演小狗和山羊)。
3.不同的角色要有不同的讲话风格，这样才能作区分，尽量模仿小动物的语气。语速要放慢一些。加入一些动作。
英语童话剧本
-拔萝卜<pulling the radish >
角色：小兔、小狗、小猴、山羊 characters: hare、dog、monkey、goat 画外音：小兔子肚子饿了，她想找些东西吃。找呀，找了半天。忽然发现小路边的地里长着一根萝卜。
兔：啊，一个萝卜！一个大萝卜！我把它拔出来。
H: Oh, a radish! A big radish! I’ll pull it out.
哎——嗨——呦！哎——嗨——呦！
Ai-----Hay---Yo! Ai---Hay---Yo!
这萝卜太重了。我拔不出来。
The radish is too heavy. I can’t pull it out.
狗：我是小狗。我饿了。哦，兔小姐，你在干什么？
D: I’m a dog. I’m hungry. Oh, Miss hare, What are you doing.
兔：你好，狗先生。一个萝卜，一个大萝卜。它太重了。我拔不出来。 H: Hello, Mr. Dog. A radish, a big radish. It’s too heavy. I can’t pull it out. 狗：我帮你。咱们一起拔。
D: I’ll help you. Let’s pull it together.
兔：谢谢你。咱们一起拔。
H: Thank you .Let’s pull it together.
兔和狗：一、二、开始！哎----嗨----呦！哎---嗨---呦！哦，这萝卜太重了。我们拔不出来。
H&D: One, two, begin! Ai---Hay—Yo!Ai—Hay—Yo! Oh, the radish is too heavy. We can’t pull it out.
(小猴走了过来)
猴：我是小猴。我饿了。哦，你们在干什么？
M: I’m a monkey. I’m hungry. Oh, What are you doing?
兔和狗：你好，猴先生。一个萝卜，一个大箩卜。它太重了。我们拔不出来。 H&D: Hello, Mr. Monkey. A radish, a big radish. It’s too heavy. We can’t pull it out.
猴：我帮你们。咱们一起拔。
M: I’ll help you. Let’s pull it together.
兔和狗：谢谢你。咱们一起拔。
H&D: Thank you. Let’s pull it together.
兔，狗和猴： 一，二，开始！哎---嗨---呦！哎---嗨---呦！哦，这萝卜太重了。我们拔不出来。
H,D&M: One, two, begin! Ai---Hay---Yo! Ai—Hay---Yo! Oh, the radish is too heavy. We can’t pull it out.
(小山羊走了过来)
羊：我是山羊。我饿了。哦，你们在干什么？
G: I’m a goat. I’m hungry. Oh, what are you doing?
狗、兔和猴：你好，山羊先生。一个萝卜，一个大萝卜。它太重了。我们拔不出来。
H,D&M: Hello, Mr. Goat. A radish. a big radish. It’s too heavy. We can’t pull it out.
羊：我帮你们。咱们一起拔。
G: I’ll help you. Let’s pull it together.
狗，兔和猴：谢谢你，咱们一起拔。
H,D&M: Thank you. Let’s pull it together.
兔，狗，猴和羊：一，二，开始。哎—嗨---呦！这萝卜真大，这萝卜真重。哎—嗨—呦！我们必须使劲干。我们一定把它拔出来。
H,D,M&G: One, two, begin. Ai—Hay—Yo! The radish is big. The radish is heavy. Ai---Hay—Yo! We must work hard. We must pull it out.
兔，狗，猴和羊：哎—嗨—呦！啊，萝卜拔出来了！一个大萝卜！一个重萝卜。我们大家一起吃！
H,D,M&G: Ai—Hay—Yo! Ah, the radish is out! A big radish! We’ll eat it together .A heavy radish!
(他们一起围着大萝卜唱歌，跳舞。)
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